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1994 Dodge Viper

Bald? Small penis? Instant cure!! 1994 Dodge Viper NO RESERVE!!!!!
Lets face it, you're not buying this car because you're good looking or even good in bed! And we all know how unfair it is of all those young studs with their long, thick hair and unwrinkled skin taking all the ladies and leaving none for the rest of us. But this simple remedy will even up the playing field and will have you looking better in no time flat! Try it on! Show your friends! They'll be amazed at how one simple purchase has changed your life! Ditch the toupee! Flush the blue pills! You'll be able to drive all night long!
This 1994 Dodge Viper has only 32K miles and is in excellent shape. It has a new battery. New Michelin rubber all around (for your pleasure, not hers). It comes with a removable hard top and sliding hard side windows (nuff said). The original soft side curtains will be included also (for those who can't let go of the past). Recent lube job (no comment needed). The car is all original except for the updated rims and radio(bought it that way over 15 years ago). A battery disconnect switch has been added in the trunk for long term storage. The A/C works great and will cool you down while you're looking so hot! A/C was completely overhauled less than 1000 miles ago. The car is road ready and looks and drives great.Current Texas inspection is good thru June 2018. Title is in hand, so pay me and drive away.
$2,000 non refundable deposit is required via paypal immediatley upon auction end. If you don't follow through with the purchase I'm keeping your deposit. Paypal won't give it back, I already checked. Balance due via cashiers check or $100 bills within 72 hours.The car is located in Mansfield, TX and is available for inspection. The auction is subject to end without notice due to prior sale. If you want to make an offer to purchase the car outright contact me ASAP before the auction end. Otherwise, sit and sweat it out until Sunday afternoon hoping you don't get outbid.The car is sold as is with no warranty of any kind. Though the tire warranty and battery warranty may be transferable.Shipping not available. You or your assigned agent must pick up in Mansfield, TX within 7 days of full payment.
Issues with the car are as follows:1. Although there is no sign of an issue, it still has the original head gaskets. $500 diy. $2000 @ Dealer.2. The door gasket on the drivers side is worn. New gaskets are included for both doors. You install.3. Slight paint wear above drivers side pipe. Probably needs door adjustment.4. Drivers side headlight needs alignment. It's the internal adjusters. I don't drive it at night. Never fixed it.5. Speaker grill on driver door is missing6. Radio/CD powers up but doesn't play. It's not the original. That's what was in there when I bought it.7. Spare tire is missing8. Glove box latch is finicky. Insert willing passenger to close it while driving.9. Minor wear and tear. Nothing major
May cause episodes of high blood pressure!See a doctor immediately for excitement lasting more than 4 hours!

• Condition: Used
• Make: Dodge
• Model: Viper
• Type: Coupe
• Year: 1994
• Mileage: 31,897
• VIN: 1B3BR65E5RV100036
• Color: Red
• Engine size: V10
• Number of cylinders: 10
• Power options: Air Conditioning
• Fuel: Gasoline
• Transmission: Manual
• Drive type: RWD
• Interior color: Gray
• Drive side: Left-hand drive
• Options: Convertible, Leather Seats
• Vehicle Title: Clear
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