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Price: US $625.00 Item location: Brentwood, Maryland, United States
  • Condition: Used
  • Make: Volvo
  • Model: 240
  • Type: Sedan
  • Year: 1992
  • Mileage: 156007
  • VIN: YV1AS8805N1462292
  • Color: Teal
  • Engine size: 114hp 2.3L
  • Number of cylinders: 4
  • Power options: Air Conditioning, Power Locks, Power Windows
  • Fuel: Gasoline
  • Transmission: Automatic
  • Drive type: RWD
  • Interior color: Tan
  • Safety options: Anti-Lock Brakes
  • Options: Leather Seats
  • Vehicle Title: Clean
  • Want to buy? Contact seller!

1992 Volvo 240

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  • Clean title
  • New battery
  • Vacuum seals and power windows work
  • Blaupunkt stereo with remote
  • Historic-eligible (no inspection, cheap tags)
  • Clunk around or restore it
  • Starts, runs, engine / trans condition unknown
  • Dark teal-greenish blue exterior (scratches, dings, cracks etc commensurate with age and neglect)
Does your dying uncle "really need this car...on his Nigerian WhatsApp?" Too bad, we won't take the sale off eBay per the rules... 100% rating means no funny business. And if you ask this same stuff you either didn't read or don't understand or come from Scamville.
On a scale of beater to cherry this is a middle car: nobody will steal it (nobody will swoon, either). Seems rode hard and hung up wet. I could've sworn the guy who sold it to me was lying, but the car report checks out. Anyway, hey, it was meant to be a project. It could be yours.
It drives and shifts all gears, BUT it's sold as-is with no guarantees because the engine & transmission condition is unknown. Don't come try to drive it home or cross country. Think! I won't hide anything shady, but clearly and definitely I'm saying buyer beware... c'mon, whoever buys a 27-year old Volvo on ebay knows what they're getting into, so this description is really meant for the unsavvy person with short cash who thinks "gee, let's get a cheap car for school/work/daily use." By all means say a special prayer for me if this car saves your life, or helps you graduate college without stripping, or solves world peace...but don't blame me if all you hear tomorrow is your own mouth cussing blue murder and a salty mechanic laughing while you ride the Metro. Look, the car costs less than your takeout bills and all you get from that is fancy farts. At least it won't make your ass fat or stink up your fridge. Just saying, this ain't DARCARS, so don't kill me with questions.
Viewer comments so far:"Hey, not bad for an almost-30yr-old car.""Needs this and that, then maybe it's good to go.""I wouldn't let my kid drive it.""Uh-oh.""Swedish, like the Muppets' Chef!""That's real leather, cool.""Is that a yarmulke in the trunk?""Miiight be worth a bajillion bucks... but prob not."
  • Ikea founder Ingvard Kamprad
  • Kurt Cobain
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  • Steve Carell onThe 40-Year-Old Virgin
  • Ryan Reynolds onJust Friends
  • get the idea, it's a thing so make it yours, dig?
*THE CAR SAYS: "I sat outside for a year+ as an untouched "project." Dude stuck a new battery in me and you're damn right I started on the first crank—what would you do to escape despair and neglect? He gave me once-around-the-block and a shower, which means I may have something in common with you singles out there.I might have a pinhole leak in my fuel line BUT HEY who doesn't drip a little when they get excited?BUY ME NOW so we can be together, dang.”
Here's a no-nonsense deal if you want an affordable project, or a parts car for your other projects. It's a bargain if you have basic auto skills or know an honest car person. Save on towing and pull it yourself with a dolly and pickup truck. Feel magnanimous? Buy for the sarcasm (we appreciate!). It's time to make it happen, captain.