1979 PONTIAC TRANS AM WS6 65K MILES RUNS AWESOME NO RESERVE,FIREBIRD,CAMARO,

Price: - Item location: Augusta, Maine, United States
Description:

1979 Pontiac Trans Am WS6

SO HERE'S THE DEAL

I FOUND THIS CAR ON BARN FIND, WENT AND CHECKED IT OUT DID SOME WHEELING AND DEALING AND ENDED UP COMING HOME WITH THIS AND A TRUCK OFF THE GUY. YES HE WAS THAT SMOOTH...

SO HERE'S THE PROBLEM ME CONVINCING MY WIFE TO LET ME KEEP THIS DID NOT GO SO SMOOTH.

I'M OFFERING THIS BABY UP AT NO RESERVE BECASUE IM CONFIDENT THAT THIS NOSTALGIC BEAUTY WILL SELL IT SELF AND IM ACUTALLY GOING TO TURN A PROFIT, WHICH WILL IN RETURN SHOW MY WIFE HOW SAVY I AM AND GET ME FROM THE COUCH BACKINTO THE BEDROOM WHERE THE MAGIC DOES'NT HAPPEN.

OK ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CAR AND YOU!

HERE WE HAVE A 1979 PONTIAC TRANS AM REAL WS6 MATCHING NUMBERS CAR WITH ONLY 65,000 ON THE ODOMETER THIS CAR HAS BEEN TITLED AND REGISTERED TO JUST 1 OWNER SINCE THE DAY IT WAS NEW. RUMOR HAS IT IF YOU LISTEN TO THE WIND AT NIGHT YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE ECHOS OF ALL THE BREAKING HEARTS HE LEFT BEHIND IN THIS BABE MAGNENT.

SURE SHE IS A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND SEEN BETTER DAY'S BUT HAVEN'T WE ALL?

THE CAR HAS RUST ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CAR WHICH YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE IN THE PICTURES, THE FLOOR IS WEAK ON THE PASSENGERS SIDE AND ITS NEEDS A NEW TRUNK PAN. THE LOWER REAR QUARTER ON THE PASSENGERS SIDE IS IN THE DITCH SOMEWHERE BACK IN MASSACHUSETS, PROBABLY FROM AN EPIC BURNOUT LEAVING A KISS CONCERT BACK IN 1986. BUT THE REST OF THE CAR ISN'T BAD AT ALL. THE FRAME RAILS, AND FRONT CLIP LOOK GREAT, THE REAR FRAME RAILS ARENT BAD AND USUABLE ALL THOUGH YOU CAN GET BRAND NEW ONE'S FOR LESS THAN A CARTON OF MARLBORO'S ON LINE NOW. I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIAS BECASUE WHEN I'M NOT WRITING SARCASTIC SALES POST I'M TURNING WRENCHS, AND FIXING CARS TRYING TO PAY THE MORTGAGE AND BUY MY UNGREATFUL KID SNEAKERS,FOOD AND OTHER B.S.. IN OTHER WORDS, IN MY OPINION THIS CAR IS A VERY NICE CAR TO RESTORE. THEY HAVE SKY ROCKETED IN VALUE THE LAST FEW YEARS.THE WORST OF THE CAR IS WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES AND THAT ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD. THESE PICTURES I TOOK FROM THE GUYS LISTING I BOUGHT IT FROM. I CAN TAKE SOME MORE PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE THAT ISN'T ALREADY PHOTOGRAPHED. IT MIIGHT TAKE YOUR EMAIL OR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE HELP OF MY 10-YEAR-OLD TO SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT BUT WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOU.

THE ENGINE I WAS TOLD WAS REFRESHED, I HAVE NO PROOF OR PAPERWORK FOR THIS, BUT THE GASKETS DO LOOK NEW-ER-ISH... AND THIS THING DOES ACTUALY RUN REALLY WELL. IT'S DECEMBER IN MAINE THE PENGUINS AND POLAR BEARS ARE OUT AND ABOUT, ITS NO DEGREES ON THE THERMOMTER EVERY MORNING AND MY DIESEL WON'T EVEN START UNLESS ITS PLUGGED INTO THE WALL EVERY NIGHT...BUT THIS BABY FIRES RIGHT UP EVERY SINGLE TIME AND BLOWS ICICLE'S OUT THE TAIL PIPES AND PI$$#%'S OFF THE NEIGHBORS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED TO DO.

THE TRANSMISSION HAS A LEAK IN THE LINE, BUT AFTER SHE WARMS UP IT MOVES AROUND FINE, JUST LIKE US IN THE MORNING. I DROVE IT ABOUT A MILE WITH NO ISSUES BEFORE I WAS ARRESTED...

THE CAR IS COMPLETE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE WHEELS, SOMEONE THOUGHT THESE SEARS SPECIALS WERE THE HOTTEST THING SICE SLICED BREAD AND PUT THESE ON IT IN THE 90'S I'M GUESSING. BUT YOU CAN BUY THE CORRECT OEM WHEELS AND EVERY SINGLE THING FOR THIS CAR CHEAP ONLINE. THE INTERIOR IS A LITTLE FADED COVERD IN POSSIBLY THE HAIR OF ALL THE 80'S WOMEN THIS CAR PROBABLY PULLED, BUT ITS ALL THERE AND COMPLETE. THE DOOR HANDLE ON THE DRIVERS SIDE IS BROKEN ON THE OUTSIDE I DID THAT TODAY ACUTALLY, GUESS THOSE MENS VITAMINS ARE WORKING AFTER ALL, I HOPE THE "OTHER" ONES WORK TOO.

IF YOU TRULY RESENT YOUR CHILDREN, AND DO NOT GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THIS IS THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO HANG OUT IN YOUR GARAGE FOR HOURS ON END, POP A COLD ONE, WORK ON IT, LISTEN TO ZZ TOP AND REMEMBER THE TIME YOUR MOTLEY CRUE T-SHIRT STILL FIT.

I HOPE THAT MY SENSE OF HUMOR DOES NOT OFFEND ANYONE. I WANT WHO EVER WINS THIS CAR AND BUYS IT TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY GOT, SO IF YOU ARE UNSURE DON'T BUY IT. THE CAR IS WHAT IT IS. COME CHECK IT OUT IN PERSON IF YOU ARE LOCAL OR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK AND ILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER THEM HONESTLY. I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON THE PONTIAC TRANS AM BUT HAVE HAD A FEW OVER THE YEARS AND IM SURE WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO HELP YOU.

THE CAR HAS CLEAN CLEAR OPEN MASSACHUSETS TITLE AND BILL OF SALE

I WILL WORK WITH ANYONE'S SHIPPER TO MEET THEM, AND MAKE SURE THE CAR GETS LOADED. I CAN BE FLEXIBLE WITH TIMES OF PICK UP FOR YOU. ALSO, I DONT MIND STORING THE CAR ONCE ITS PAID FOR WHILE YOU FIGURE OUT SHIPPING.

THE CAR DOES NEED TO BE PAID FOR IN FULL WITHIN 3 BUSINESS DAY'S. NO LAYAWAY PLANS OR DRAGGING THIS OUT UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS, SANTA IS COMING, AND HE WILL HAND ME A BILL LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE SO THIS NEEDS TO BE PAID FOR. I WILL ONLY ACCEPT CASH IN PERSON, A BANK CHECK, OR A BANK WIRE TO OUR BUSINESS ACCOUNT. A DEPOSIT OF $250.00 DOLLARS IS DUE WITHIN 24 HOURS OF THE LISTING ENDING VIA PAYPAL. THAT DEPOSIT IS 100% NON REFUNDABLE. IT IS TO PAY FOR THE LISTING FEES OF THIS LISTING, AND RELISTING THE CAR IF YOU DO NOT PAY FOR IT.

WE DO NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS, OR PAYPAL FOR LARGE PURCHASES BECASUE I DO NOT WANT YOU TRYING TO TELL VISA YOUR 7 YEAR OLD KID BOUGHT THIS 3 MONTHS FROM NOW IF YOU HAVE BUYERS REMORSE. YOU ARE AN ADULT, I'M ALMOST AN ADULT LETS ALL BE ADULT LIKE AND READ THIS LISTING, COME TO A CONCLUSION, AND DECIDE DO I WANT THIS CAR, DO I NEED THIS CAR, SHOULD I BID ON THIS CAR, IF I WIN CAN I PAY FOR THIS CAR. IF THE ANSWER TO ALL THOSE QUESTIONS IS YES! THAN YOU ARE AN AWESOME INDIVIDUAL AND DESERVE THIS AWESOME CAR. SHE NEEDS TO LIVE AGAIN AND FEEL THE OPEN ROAD, YOU NEED TO LIVE AGAIN AND FEEL THE OPEN ROAD. BUY THIS CAR, PAY FOR THIS CAR, REPAIR THIS CAR, COMB WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR HAIR OVER THAT BALD SPOT, SQUEEZE INTO THAT FADED GUNS N ROSES T SHIRT, TELL THE WIFE TO PUT ON HER RED SATIN PUMPS. STONED WASHED JEANS AND MAKE THE NEIGHBORS JEALOUS!!!!

GOOD LUCK, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AND HAPPY BIDDING!